26/8/11–Funny set of Facebook posts

Names changed to protect the guilty.

Company web address : http://lovecrave.com/

DL

Hahahahah... at last... a USB toy that looks interesting :))

 

USB-stick that doubles as a vibrator

www.dailymail.co.uk

The humble USB stick has been given an unusual makeover - as a sex toy. Designers in San Francisco have created a 'discreet' vibrator that also stores up to 16GB of data.

Top of Form

AG Debbie, one request...... NEVER ask me to save anything to that USB stick for you...... ;-P

AG It gives a whole new meaning to LOSING all your data!!!

AG ‎"I know I saved that document somewhere - oh, god, where did I put it?"

AG ‎"Be with you a in a few minutes, I'm just BACKING-UP"

AG Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

DL Spoilsport - think Dave will get a supply of these in? :D

AG If I get them printed with the NUSA logo on?

AG NO

AG ‎:-)

AG I do like the thought of backing up.

AG that's really making me giggle

AG Wouldn't want it hanging on a cord round my neck, either.....

DL LOL! Like backing up... :))

AG All sorts of thoguhts!!!

AG i can't stop chuckling!

DL I might get one just to hang around my neck at work :)) Just watch out when I head for your office... :))

AG ‎:-)

AG just don't use it to stir your coffee, that'll really make me gag!

AG ‎"ooooh, save me another document, will you????"

DL Yeah..but you don't know what I do with the pencil I stir my coffee with...

AG that's the answer to the accountant joke.... what does the constipated accountant do when his calculator breaks>

AG works it out witha pencil

DL ‎"oh god...oh god... oh god... I lost my memory stck..."

AG ‎"i lost all my data - SEVERAL TIMES"

AG ‎"I'm MULTI-TASKING"

AG ‎"I've got a really big file"

AG ‎"Can I borrow your memory stick?" "not yet........."

DL ‎"... Just wiping my memory stick..."

AG ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

AG fabulous!!

AG ooh, we could write a book on these

AG if only we had somewhere to store them......

AG ‎"my memory stick's jammed"

DL LOL again... :))

AG ‎"Ctrl, alt, delete - ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" :-)

AG ‎"You may now safely remove your hardware"

DL Ironically - you couldn't use the stick to store your porn stash on...

AG ‎"Ange, your phone's buzzing". "Er, no.........."

AG ‎"Hey, baby, have I got a download for you!"

DL This has been a rich seam for the Angela filth machine... :))

AG My rib hurts now from laughing.

AG ‎:-)

AG ow

AG ‎"oooh, I just sat on my memory stick"

AG ‎"oooooooh"

AG My mind is a sewer this afternoon!!

AG ‎"who needs a hard dick drive? I mean disk drive?"

AG ‎"Have you seen my USB-prick?"

AG ‎"No, I don't care that's it's only a small file. I *don't* want to save it to a floppy. I want to save it to my USB-stick"

AG I need to stop, I'm in pain from this.

AG Ha ha, that could be a quote, as well as the truth!!!!

DL You don't want to crack that rib again!!! :))

AG I think I've opened up an old wound.

AG ‎(As the actress said to the USB stick)

AG oh dear

AG I can't stop now!

AG Right, i'm putting my hands in the air and walking away from the laptop. that's going to be the only way to stop me from typing this filth! see you soon! xx

DL Step away from the computer...just don't forget to eject your hardware... :))

MC Cool stuff ... did you know it's equivalent to over 13,000 5.25 inch floppies?! lol ... But who'd have thought it, what convenience - whip it out, turn on and stick it in your slot - good you can use it as a vibrator too ;-)

DL Those 5 1/2 inch floppies where the owner reckons they're 8...? :)) xxx

20/08/2011 – Yard of Ale (Unterrodach)

As part of our tour (football) a drinking completion also took place.

A challenge, drink the Yard that we had presented to our hosts last year.

First up Bingham

Then our hosts Unterrodach

Then the result

Finally, History

Results to date

Germany 2 England 0

14/08/2011 - Street Jazz in Wallenfells

So after the Campsite Jazz, the band got a play for beer gig at the local Greek pub/restaurant.
Once again I turned up, to show willing, especially in the drinking front!

13/8/11–Wallenfells Campsite, Germany

A late night acoustic strum round the fire following the Jazz Band experience.

Played loads of stuff mainly for Laura and James

50 things to do before i die – Jon Chapman
Pinball Wizard – the Who
Behind Blie Eyes – the Who
Staffordshire Hill – Jon Chapman (with a capo from tie wraps! Kind of worked)
If I was a carpenter – Tim Hardin
Please read my letter – Plant/Krause version

An excellent evening

Then off to bed,

13/8/11–Jazz Band on Campsite

I joined a jazz band whilst out in Germany, who happened to be visiting.
They had the talent and sometimes I may have been playing the correct notes, in the correct places at the correct time.
It was fun!

England–We have a problem!

We have a problem, not with the riots, but the belief that there is no satisfactory sanction for those who will be found guilty nor the honest population believing that sanctions may be strong enough.

 

1. To be fair issue a warning
2. Surround the rioters
3. If caught in cordon – guilty
• Contact parents tell them where they are.
4. Ship to a detention centre on an old army/airforce base. tents may be needed, preferably in remote cold part of country
   • Issue orange uniforms, no alcohol, radio, cigarettes, TV etc (only entertainment = books
   • Feed them good quality food
   • 1 year “re-education”
   • up at 5, bed at 9, 7 days a week
   • exercise & hard work all day .5 hour R&R each day
   • psychologist see everyone every day for 1 hour, to re-adjust and assess mental attitude
   • at end of year, 1 year return to “home” with tag
   • re-train (we want productive people
5. re-offence = jail for long time
6. No mention of human rights, they have lost them, but we will treat them with more respect than they have either ever received or given. A firm but fair regime!

Is this too radical?

Vintage Jacket

Was clearing out the loft and came across my old Levi Jacket. Modelled by my daughter at her boyfriends gig. http://www.youtube.com/user/gchapperzzz#p/a/u/2/rizrwOgWLr4

It has obviously shrunk whilst being in the attic!



Stitching done by me.
Oh what a career I could have had as a seamstress!

The Ticket Wall

Been collecting my concert, and, other tickets for a while now. Think I need more frames!!!!

 

I suppose I could have stitched these together, but could not be arsed!

3/8/11 - Rocking in the Slug & lettuce @ Milton Keynes

A video from the open mic.

Not too bad even if I did forget a line!

3/8/11–Slug & Lettuce, Milton Keynes

2nd night of the “Not to old to Rock” birthday tour.
On at 9:20. Thanks to Dee & Bee & Colin for turning up.
Thanks to Jason for the loan of a guitar to get me over the technical problems.
Played
Please read my letter – Plant/Krause version
50 things to do before I die – Jon Chapman
Keep on rocking in the free world – Neil Young

Pictures

Additional Pics & Video to follow.

2/8/2011–Brit Floyd, O2 Arena, London

A great night, part of the “Not to old to Rock” birthday tour. I won free tickets to the event. I am still reserving judgment on the O2.
In my view the stage should have been pulled back so the venue could have had a more “packed” feel. but thats just me.
As ever they played brilliantly. An excellent show, even if a few lighting cues were missed and the vocals sounded a bit tired!
The pics from the new camera are proving its worth.
Enjoy!




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