3/10/11–Total Postcards from dumbass Postkat

 

Toy 1 location: 1488 miles to UK

Greetings from Kiev

I sample local dish last night it was call Beatle Kiev. I bite into it and nice sauce come ooze out it was delicious, but today I have very smelly breath. I need to find some mint.

Past locations

	Greetings from Split	I have funny story for you, I arrive in town call Split in Croatia, I have not been here more than a minute when I bend over and my jacket split what a coincidences. Lucky no one was arounds to see.
	Greetings from Barcelona	Someone tell me about great spot to camp in Barcelona so I check it out. It is call The New Camp, it has great big wind barriers and it has nice flat grass, I recommend.
	Greetings from Prague	I am now travel through the beautiful City of Prague, but they have so many cobble stone I need to stop for paw massage before I can continue on my journey.
	Greetings from Bucharest	On my journey peoples keep say to me that I must book a rest, I thought they must think I look tired. It not till I arrive in city Bucharest I realise they say you must go to Bucharest.
	Greetings from Lisbon	I write you from Lisbon, in Portugals, I try famous local dish bug Piri Piri, it is so hot I had to stick head in ocean. It should come with warning signpost.
	Greetings from Paris	I have best meal of travels so far in Paris, I ask for big for big bowl of grub and they bring me bowl of snails. They was so slimy and good I order another bowl, now I am so full I nearly burst.
	Greetings from Venice	My travels has take me through town called Venice, but I must be very carefuls has everywhere I turn there is water and I forget to bring my meerbands.
	Greetings from Berlin	I write to you from Berlin, I hear it has big underground art scene, but how do they make art underground, they must not see a thing.
	Greetings from Athens	I am in Athens capital city of Grease, but they must have big clean up before I arrive because I see no grease in sights. I am disappoint as I have run out of fur gel.
	Greetings from Monaco	I arrive in Monaco, famous for the automobile racings I am told. I rub fur with the riches and the famous, I even get invite on prince of Arabia's boat. But he keep me late for toy deliver has he not drop me back to port for 3 dayin time. Son of a mongoose.
	Greetings from Calais	Someone tell me Calais is very close to United Kingdoms and that some silly mongoose even swim channel. I was tempted my also but I did not want to get your toy wet. I not make excuse.
	Greetings from Brussels	I arrive in Brussels where they say there are many mussels, but I not see them. But I bump into friend from Meerkovo who visit for chocolate covered bug shop, I must get some for the rest of my travels.
	Greetings from Nice	I have arrive in place called Nice, but I think they not name it after the peoples, I get chase by angry lady with broom. She not from Nice as she definite not very nice.
	Greetings from Gothenburg	I have arrive in Gothenburg city, I am very excite that I might see famous man of bat. I look up to sky at night to look out for his symbol but he nowhere to be seen. Maybe he has gone on holidays.
	Greetings from Budapest	I have come to capital of Hungary, why they name country after person who has not eaten for long time. But he must not have gone thirsty has it has one of biggest rivers I ever see.
	Greetings from Munich	Tonight I hope to go see football match, but I do not understand why everyone ask if I would like to buy their club. They keep shouting 'buy er Munich'. I think they need new owner.
	Greetings from Pamplona	Today I was walk down street mind my own business, when lots of big bull come run out of nowhere. Thank goodness I wear my lucky red t-shirt as I did not get hurt.
	Greetings from St Petersburg	I arrive in St Petersburg, I try and find long lost cousin Vladimir but I get so hungry that I get side track by burger van, it got funny name, Saint Petersburg'er'.
	Greetings from Rome	I have arrive in city, I am not sure which one, I ask the local peoples and they say roam. But I been roaming for long time now, I think I must be lost. I think I get map.
	Greetings from Bologna	I am in Bologna for over night stop. It is very nice here. I sample local dish of long worms on plate with tomato sauce on tops. I will have to remember recipe and introduce to Meerkovo.
	Greetings from Venice	My travels has take me through town called Venice, but I must be very carefuls has everywhere I turn there is water and I forget to bring my meerbands.
	Greetings from Meerkovo	I am set off from home village Meerkovo to the United Kingdoms with your meerkat toy but could not find lucky compass, I hope I not get lost. Visit again to find out more about my travels.